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Discussion in 'Denied' started by Noblefish_, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. Noblefish_

    Noblefish_ Worst Architect Ever

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    Okay, so here's the first thing you need to know. I am Noblefish. This means that by law I am the Noblest of all of the fish. (Reinforced by no other than Klutch himself.) Despite my many attempts at becoming an admin on my first application, they have all thus far been denied. This is why I am trying for my 1006th time. And now that my introduction is over with, I'll move onto my star qualities.

    Strengths.
    - Can cook minute rice in 58 seconds. (Highly useful when pressed for time).
    - Can dance along to Beyoncé's single ladies effectively.
    - Is honest when answering the question, "Does this make my butt look big".
    - Makes impeccable spaghetti sauce.
    - Has a large collection of floral decorative wall pieces.

    Weaknesses.
    - Days that end in the letter Y.
    - Medium rare chicken.
    - Overwhelming fear of beach balls.
    - A tendency to get distracted by shiny objects.

    Why should you be instantly admin?

    Well, let me start this off with a question. Why shouldn't I be instantly admin? I mean I am Noble, that has to count for something. But I feel that I bring some qualities to the admin role that have not thus far been displayed. I will attempt to reinforce my ideals that everything should be free, there should be a server wide bans on chicken noises and anyone with the letters XX_XX in their name should be instantly banned. These are just a few of my many ideas as to why the server should instantly promote me to admin. (I'll also slip everyone a meeble, but on the DL).

    In conclusion, not only would making me an admin be a benefit for myself. But a beneficial experience for the entire server. The people would once again run the server and the administrative teams (bar myself) would be exiled to the further plane of existence! Pink and yellow polka dot speedos will be mandatory on Thursdays and I will bring peace and prosperity to the server that brought so many people joy, before the fire nation attacked.

    Thank you all for reading and I hope that I will be admin soon.
    (PS klutch made me do it) (PPS Was just a test) (PPPS ...yeah).

    ~ Noble x
     
  2. Muunkee

    Muunkee Legendary art supply hoarder

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    As a very active person in this community a staff member with this weakness worries me.
    -1. Clearly not qualified.
     
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  3. junelawnchaired

    junelawnchaired neat-o!

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    where apple ?
     
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  4. Noblefish_

    Noblefish_ Worst Architect Ever

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    On vacation
     
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  5. Courtneyyy

    Courtneyyy Admin Princess

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    I am so proud of you +1 GG goodluck!
     
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  6. minetifa

    minetifa Popular Meeper

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    HAHA XD
     
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